How not to ruin your life

According to Ben Stein to get rich, just follow the directions!

I kept waiting for the instructions, but all I could figure out is if I want to be his bodyguard, I should be really, really, really good at reading directions, and following orders.... Maybe the fact that I'm reading it at 4.53am has something to do with it (but I don't think so).. yahoo must be hard up for articles on finance at this point.